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AU Prompt: Stiles is an actual cop and Derek is a cop stripper. They think they have the same job. There is subtle hints to stripping but Stiles doesn't seem to notice and Derek thinks they're in character so he keeps going with it.

bleep0bleep:

"Oh my God, that was the longest day ever." 

Derek looks over at the guy who drops onto the stool next to him at the bar; he’s dressed similarly to Derek’s own rip-away police uniform, except it looks better. A lot better. He must be doing a lot better at this private stripper business than Derek is, because his badge looks like it’s made out of actual metal. The guy’s got eyes the same color of the whiskey sitting at the bottom of Derek’s glass, attractive moles dotting his face and neck and a pink mouth that Derek can’t stop staring at. 

He’s ridiculously gorgeous and it’s unfair. No wonder he’s got a better uniform. 

Derek tilts his head at Joe the bartender and soon another glass of whiskey is set in front of the guy.

"Oh, thanks, dude. Man, you definitely know what it’s about, right?" He smiles appreciatively at Derek and they clink glasses together. "Mm. I’m Stiles, by the way. Don’t think I’ve seen you around before. What precinct are you in?" Stiles licks a drop of whiskey off his lips and Derek is entranced before he realized he’s been asked a question. 

"45th," Derek makes up off the top of his head. It never hurts to be good at improv, his clients always love it when he gets really into the police persona. Stiles must be really good at it, to be challenging Derek to keep up in character like this.

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tweet dirty to me

bleep0bleep:

For this Sterek pornstar au request at wolfprompts. Explicit-y.

Stiles Stilinski isn’t one of the most well-known, highly paid adult “models” in America, for nothing. Just because he won both “Best Mouth” and “Best Ass” in 2013 doesn’t mean he’s not smart, because he is, and Stiles dominates social media like nobody’s business, promoting his newest videos, his art, his other buddies in the company. He talks to fans on a regular basis through his Twitter and is quite popular for his witty commentary on life in general. 

So Stiles is a little surprised when he finds he keeps getting tagged in things that he has no clue what its about. Apparently he has quite a large fanbase from… what is this, a supernatural TV show? His Twitter handle keeps getting bundled along with their hashtag, so he investigates. He scrolls through his mentions, trying to figure out why his last video with Dale Cooper keeps getting linked. People are very excited about it and keep tagging it with this thing, is it a name? Stiles isn’t very good with portmanteaus, but he figures it’s a pairing on the show. 

where’s @daledoesporn these days? apparently we have fans from #alphagames

Stiles’ tweet breaks his personal record for number of favorites and retweets within the hour. Man, he had no idea there were so many of these fans out there. He’s amused by all his mentions, from omg @stilesdoesporn totally knows!! asdfdjkjl to get @stilesdoesporn on the set of @alphagames immediately so he can act out all our dreams!!

By the time Dale responds, Stiles’ phone is nearly dying from all the notifications he’s getting. 

@stilesdoesporn what’s #alphagames

@daledoesporn we look like two of the characters??

Stiles plugs in his phone to charge, scrolling through the usual lewd comments for some interesting questions he can answer hopefully before he goes to bed. There are a few people who keep asking him about this Derek Hale guy, the actor on that Alpha Games show, so Stiles does a quick internet search.

Whoa. Yeah, Stiles is all about that. Derek bears a slight resemblance to Dale, body-wise, and they share similar facial hair so he can see where the fans have definitely latched onto that, but all Derek’s photo stills radiate powerful intensity and his eyes, damn. He’s got incredible eyes. 

Stiles types out a quick response, a considerable hum emanating from his lips as he settles into bed. 

@aLphaaaaaaaa yes, i would totally do @DerekHale. he can be my alpha any day yumm

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male celebrities for Emma Watson’s #heforshe

theprophetchuck:

captain-rel:

jensenacklesmeltsmyheart:

mamebig:

Into the Woods, 2014 (x)

FUCK I AM EXCITED

SO MANY WONDERFUL ACTORS I CANNOT WAIT!!!

GUYS. ITS A DISNEY MUSICAL. BY THE DIRECTOR OF CHICAGO AND THE PRODUCER OF WICKED. WATCH THE TRAILER.

I hope they don’t have that swinging dong like in the mainstage production ;__;

Troping Derek: Season 4

Part 1 | Part 2

johnlocked-kurtofsky-potterhead:

fuckyeahfightlock:

musthaveblackedout:

fuckyeahfightlock:

So I honestly can’t believe I’ve never seen anyone talking about the art direction of this scene. If I’m repeating something, Ah,well. But I’ve honestly never seen it pointed out that this is the very first time we see Mary, and there are three important things here:

Mary reaches for John’s hand. John takes it, of course—he is used to being offered comfort for his loss, by now—but he is not reaching out to her for comfort in his sadness. She is inserting herself into his grief. Reflexively, he lets her.

We only see the back of her. It’s unusual to introduce a major protagonist any other way than by showing their face pretty much immediately. A major antagonist, however…a baddie…well, they often are introduced in a cloud of cigarette smoke, from a distance, in the shadows, as a mysterious voice on a phone, or in some other way that doesn’t tell us right away who they are. Our first glimpse of Mary gives us only the most vague information about her. Obviously a woman, obviously someone John is close to, as he holds her hand. Other than that…who is she? We don’t know.

Finally, it’s no mistake she is wearing a long, grey coat which flares slightly from the waist, and a blue scarf. But they are paler shades of those colours than Sherlock’s coat and scarf were, because Mary is but a pale imitation of the person we are used to seeing standing beside John Watson (even once, when they were handcuffed together, holding John Watson’s hand in a manner similar to what we see here). Her coat and scarf look cheap, “less than,” and her denim jeans are “less” than Sherlock Holmes’s designer trousers. Her dark hat is a visual echo of Sherlock’s dark hair. This whole shot is set up not only to remind us that Sherlock used to stand here at John Watson’s side, but also that This is some lesser, fake, replacement-Sherlock standing at John Watson’s side, and whether consciously or unconsciously, John has chosen a pale imitation indeed.

This

is how

the show

introduces

literally

every

single

villain

and antagonist

HOW DID I MISS THIS WHEN I WAS WATCHING IT THE FIRST TIME?!

Also this fucker

who we are led to believe is a villain until the very end of the episode

not-the-alpha:

Fan wish granted: Dylan laughing.

fuckingmulder:

Bisexuality: Setting the Records “Straight” [x]

My Bisexuality has no bearing on my ability to commit to someone. All that means is that the potential pool of applicants is a bit bigger.”

dagger-kitsune:

baelor:

OK SOME REALLY SERIOUS SHIT IS HAPPENING IN NORTH KOREA

According to South Korean newspapers, last week the North Korean government PUBLICLY EXECUTED 80 people in 7 cities for watching South Korean/Western shows, movies, and videos, “pornography,” or possessing a Bible.

Apparently people’s attitudes and conformance are changing SO THIS IS HOW THE GOVERNMENT IS TRYING TO SUPPRESS DISOBEDIENCE

They allegedly herded 10,000 innocent civilians into a stadium where they were FORCED TO WATCH THE EXECUTIONS BY MACHINE GUN FIRE

THIS IS HONESTLY SOME HUNGER GAMES SHIT HAPPENING IN REAL LIFE RIGHT NOW

some of the more reputable sources: x, x

Other sources: The Sydney Morning Herald    The Los Angeles Times

TW Technology ft bby Sterek